...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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