At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
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