That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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