I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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