Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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