Hi I am FIRST!!! I have a small penis and have never gotten laid. I claim first to make up for the emptyness that I feel in my brain because my mom smoked crack when she had me.
This isn't fake, this actually happens to me all the time. I call people and tell them things that sober me would not enjoy them hearing. "Drunk me would like to inform you in the hopes of pissing sober me off tomorrow that..."
That's it IVE HAD IT THIS IS THE RIGHT WAY: in soviet Russia, hungover you plays pranks on drunk you. Seriously, have you people ever seen the : in soviet Russia,car drives you!
I do this to myself as well! And I do it when drunk and I want to remember where I put something, I put my keys with whatever it is so by defult I can't leave without it.
Submitted by
ashleychrist
on Feb 26, 10 at 11:45am
you people are funny to watch, because you seem to think that pointing out a fake one, makes you 1) cool 2) feel accomplished (sad, I know) or 3) smart. well let me be the first to tell you. IT DOESNT WORK. okay. bye.
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