I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
The air was thick with penises
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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