marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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