i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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