gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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