So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Randomize
