I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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