yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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