just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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