I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
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Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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