found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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