she smelled like a LAN party
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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