let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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