this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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