Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
you never un-have a 4some
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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