So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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