i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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