when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
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