It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
i now understand why vodka
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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