i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I would ride that face into the sunset
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
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