school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
He better not be in your backpack
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I love you. Go after that dick
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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