I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Randomize
