Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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