Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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