Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Cover your peen. We're going out.
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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