if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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