I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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