Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize
