You're a womanizer and a bitch.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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