You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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