i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
Randomize