I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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