Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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