It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
We need a shit load of segways right now
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
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