If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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