You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
just tell him i said nine months
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
This baby is an asshole
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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