Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
The feeling are messing with the penis
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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