She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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