So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I currently don't understand fingers.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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