Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
we're so committed to being not committed
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