Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
the day after is always just damage control
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
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