garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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