I think scott just propositioned me for sex
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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