I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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