It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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