Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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