Cold hands, warm shart.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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