He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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