"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I stole a fireplace last night.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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