i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
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